Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Did it again!

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I didnt like the first design, so I made another one.. then second one kept bugging me too much, so I deleted it.
and obviously I needed another design.. so – here it is!

This should be closer to my final design for this website.. Its more childish than the previous ones, but is the most user friendly yet…




check it out at http://www.ahste.com




Tell me how you like this new design.. post a comment anywhere!! I’ll find it!

Friday, September 09, 2005

http://www.ahste.com

hey!

I've finally managed to get my site up and running.. its called
http://www.ahste.com

check it out!

for the first 100 I'll get them their own subdomain like http://subdomainname.ahste.com and point it to your blog!

do sign up! (and use)

Thanks!

Monday, September 05, 2005

I need a name for my new website!!! HELP

visitors of this blog! I have a new website!! unfortunately I dont have a name for it.. PLEASE help!!!! I need a name that is available online..

the current site is at this place

please visit it! (or if u dont have too much time) simply reply to this with a few names u might think are cool!!

thanks!

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Monday, August 29, 2005

Something for the living...

little white packets of energy
sparks filled with immense joy
following a path, all the way
even copper seems better than gold

enclosed for safety in the blackness
the weather cannot come in its way
what do you mean by a volt or two
the currents tango rules the day

it travels around the world while i simply
sit here looking on at screens infront of me
faster than the wind i see
two five six broadband internet mine be!

mu hu ha ha ha ha !!!

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

had to put something...

finally an inspiration!!

This person [Yohan John]Inspired me to do this, who in turn was inspired by this guy

seems interesting.. maybe I'll learn something about myself too.!

hm.. I was going to put down 50 things about me.. but i'd rather keep that to myself..

here are 10 things each on some people I know! make a guess who I'm talking about if u think you know..

Person 1
1. likes tea!
2. fancies various hair styles
3. considers oneself "fat"
4. no one believes that [I've seen fatter.. :-)
5. This persons hands talk as much as the person does
6. a perfect mixture of shy and bold
7. has (atleast) one nike t-shirt [BIg hint!]
8. Health freak who believes not eating solid food is a good idea!?!
9. I have never seen this person 'not' smiling
10. walks like a queen/king

Person 2
1. likes coffee
2. engineer [in a different way.]
3. Likes pink
4. prefers butterscotch
5. doesnt like to walk
6. enthu
7. reads .. I'd say a lot!
8. anomaly
9. .. I'm speechless.. no more points for this person

this is getting tough!
I think I'll write one line for each of the people I know, but obviously not mention who they are

1. stud
- 77774477788,844,444
2. i didnt expect this
- 72444
3. makes me smile!
- 6277742
4. should have tried to get to know this person
- 7777928444
5. oldest friend [not by age]
- 433666777433
6. for some reason he thinks I dont like him!?! [as a friend]
- 844266552777
7. dont judge her till you get to know her
- 7772577774477733,33
8. knows me well
- 277774446
9. i miss talking to her
- 3,33,3378444
10. the only person i know who will probably figure out the code just by looking at it!
- 52999266



i think thats long enough for a post..

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Samuel Scott Allnutt - pinged!

IP Address Location
IP Address 131.111.231.*
City CAMBRIDGE
State or Region ENGLAND
Country UNITED KINGDOM
ISP CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY LOCAL AREA NETWORK

To verify, you may click here :-)

and maity thought it was me!


(disclaimer - this is pure guess work that probably doesnt really in actual circumstances mean much.... :-)

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!

The sky is blue, so whats new?
My mood is glum, oh ho-hum.

My cats found a mouse, hiding all alone
I got out of the house, the one I call home.

drove over to the nearest high speed internet center,
drove over to the next.

I swear by that hammer owned by gimli!
- why did I do it?! .. zimbly...


actually.. here is something better.. :-)


As I sit here doing nothing - so I decide to write a poem,
or should I say the poem picks me.
It just popped into my brain,and is driving me insane.
The darn thing just won't let me be.
Now before this gets worse I hope to finish up this verse,
yes it appears I'll beat the clock.
Before I'm found and will be haunted by that beast so unwanted,
that's right folks,the dreaded writer's block.


[and here the block begins... system shutdown for a week i guess..]

Thursday, July 14, 2005

A Prayer for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.

the courage to change the things I cannot accept,

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today

because they got on my nerves.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today

as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

2O% on Thursday

5% on Fridays

And help me to remember...

When I'm having a really bad day,

and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,

that it takes 42 muscles to frown,

28 to smile

and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the face!!

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Make a wild guess and tell me how many modes of transport we used!

Today, George, Tirthankar and I went to a distant city!

We started off really late in the morning at 10:15am. The trip began with a short walk a few hundred metres, and found itself inside a tempo.

A little auto like entity with a lot more padding, an excuse for seats. It fits approximately 10 to 12 people at a time - and its just a wee bit bigger than an auto. Travelling across the oceans (as mentioned by captain po in another one of our wild adventures ) we reached a place renowed for its taxi services.
But then again, instead of taking a taxi, we rode a bus to the Global Business Park, which I recently found out is the workplace of a well known Tawakley!
I work right infront of that place, and needed funds to.. well.. fund myself.. :-)

After a little walk I was taken toward a money spiller, which, as is its nature, gave me some money! and I was rich again...
In a car we drove over to the resting place of captain po and thankar shersingh rathod or just neil... I was in a hurry since we were already very late, and were supposed to be in college by 10am! I informed the two about my woes, but alas. george had ordered a muffin. the reason why we were late was settled.

We set out after the very short bite towards the bus stand, and ironicaly again, ended up taking a cab to "maadikal"
Reaching there we hired an auto (the normal types) and asked him to take us to college. on the way we saw a strange thing popping out of the ground, reading the label on it we realised it was the metro at the central secretariat! we stopped the auto immediately and neil jumped out! po followed and so did I.. it was raining, so we got drenched and then we sat in the metro all the way to delhi university.. A rick from there to college was employed, but we still got a little wet in the rain..

We met barua on the way towards to the college office walking with a girl. They taking their lunch break together from CMS, where they both work. hmm..

We conspired to embarass him by totally ignoring his existence and not acknowledging the fact that we even remotely know the guy! we tried, we failed - we just couldnt stop laughing!!! haha... neil received the best actors award for his side-profile which he presented barua.

[ I cant take it anymore! I’ll add the rest of the pics and links later and post a message about it, this one has had its share of work from me... at least for now! phew! ]

The college office people are just amazingly nice! It was 12:40 and 1pm was the deadline to apply for the Operational Research Course in DU. I walked in and asked for the certificates, I got them in less than 5 minutes!! I got them photocopied and attested, and by 12:50 I was headed towards DU! I got there by 1pm exactly but the office people there had begun their lunch break and I felt I was late. before going back I told them where I came from and surprisingly they said, come at 2pm we'll do it...

went Holistic to have lunch and was stunned to see such good food!! I had a dosa, idli, mango shake and fuit chaat! (live in a flat for a month, you'll like all kinds of food!) met ragupathy! sadly we could not keep him entertained.. he left us at 4 claiming he had to see a movie... but before that we took a rick to kamla nagar and sat in reliance for a while, and even in barista! it was fun. ragupathy was trying to decide which is better hourly, weekly or monthly wages.. sat and discussed the pros and cons of each and helped him come up with a concept.. felt good to have a brain (and just for the heck of it, here is a female brain!) George called up a friend of his and went off for an hour or two and left neil and me at reliance.. we made the best use of our time and well.. surfed the net.

I had to make another trip to DU, and ragupathy had to go home - so he dropped me there. He told me something I had wanted, not expected;hoped, not wished; and left me stumped.

anyways.. coming back to the trip, I went over to reliance to get neil and po. They were there, but we decided we would play some games before we left!

Need for Speed Underground! the game that simply kicks ass! We tried playing with the steering wheel, but george sucked at it. His best lap was almost 2 minutes for the first race! we played and played and played, and the reliance guy came over and said - "gautam, this is a trial computer, you arent really allowed to play on this machine.." thats when we ended the day and pushed back towards gurgaon - but wait! there still are many vehicles left to go!

We took a rickshaw to the metro station and went back to the central secreteriat, took an auto to hauz khas to pick up some stuff for my office from one of our clients, went over to andheria mod to catch a bus or a cab to gurgaon. Luckily we found one waiting right there. That dropped us to my office, where we got drenched again! Po and neil sat at cafe coffee day and had some hot coffee and tea, whilst I walked the waters towards my office and handed over the clients stuff that I picked up.

Went over to ccd and ordered a nice hot chocolate! and I cannot explain what a feeling it was!!

we walked a bit and got water splashed all over us, but we were drenched already so it didnt make too much of a difference.

We found a tempo, whcih dropped us closer to our place, but just not close enough... we found another cab there which thankfully dropped us off where we had first taken our morning tempo.

we were back. wet and pissed off. i now understand the pleasantness of complaining! (as long as you dont go into specifics)

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

The Game

three things:
1. Its a little big, so if u are on a dial up, it will take a few seconds to load.
2. I know all the bugs in the game, so please dont send me bug reports!!
3. Its not the full version! (and I'm not making it either.. ) so whatever you think is incomplete or wrong , was supposed to be made in the full version, but I dont feel like making it... hehe..

I was hoping to have a lot of comments being screamed at you.. but didnt feel like recording too much.. watch out for "Have you ever pissed off a rickshaw?"

so you think you know how to drive?

4 hours of vela... so bored I made this..

I know the game says full verion coming soon.. but I doubt I'll make it..

to stop the sound press the stop button on the right bottom corner..

there is no score or anything, and if u dont have speakers dont bother playing the game..



Saturday, July 02, 2005

Check this out!

http://www.themeatrix.com

Friday, July 01, 2005

An old song, but its good!

Song: BOMB IRAQ

Sung to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.

If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.

If the terrorists are Saudi

And the bank takes back your Audi

And the TV shows are bawdy,

Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.

And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.

If the smoking gun ain't smokin'

We don't care, and we're not jokin'.

That Saddam will soon be croakin',

Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.

From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.

So to hell with the inspections;

Let's look tough for the elections,

Close your mind and take directions,

Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.

Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.

If the ozone hole is growing,

Some things we prefer not knowing.

(Though our ignorance is showing),

Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,

From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.

Saying no would look like treason.

It's the Hussein hunting season.

Even if we have no reason,

Bomb Iraq.

The most academic joke I have ever been forwarded!

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek.Unfortunately Einstein is has to seek and is supposed to count upto 100 and then start searching.

Everyone starts hiding except Newton - he just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rite in front of Einstein.

Einstein keeps counting......97,98,99.....100........

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front.

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....." Newton denies and says i am not out. He claims that he is not Newton!!

All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not newton..........


how???????







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Proof:

Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.
That means i am Newton per meter square.
Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal,
Pascal is OUT.

Thursday, June 30, 2005

He works accross the road!!

Early this evening, an incident stunned two people who have known each other for a very long time. I cant say how long, but lets just emphasize on the fact that it was very long.

Blogging being the craze of the days, everyone was upto antics of giving people cloues to find out who they were, to see if they could guess correctly.

turned out he works accross the street

hehe

cya!

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

What does it mean if someone sends you this : ??

one of those days again...

This blog is getting seriously boring, what with all the comments and 200 people reading this everyday...
it just gets more and more difficult everyday..

haha... maybe someone will read this post next year and tell me about it...

what can one do to a blog to make it more lively?

I think I'll add some stuff to it.